Sunday, December 05, 2004

A Clarabel

Once there was a man named Power who was married to a woman named Responsibility. The two were separated in a bitter divorce with Responsibility getting the children and Power getting the rifle collection.

Well, Power ran for President of the United states and wouldn't you know it, he won. He still sends child support checks to Responsibility and also sees his kids when he can, but he's pretty busy swinging his dick around.