Ten Pound Tumor

People are so cavalier about cancer eating.

They're all, "Sure, I'll eat your cancer."

Well no one's eating my cancer, by god. I'll eat my own damn cancer, thank you.

If I had cancer and someone came up to me saying, "Hey, I'll eat your cancer..."

I'd cut them off mid-offer and push their face in the dirt. "How do you like that, cancer eater? Does that taste good?"

Fuck. Go get your own cancer, you know?