Sharing Experience

I've learned a few things over my years of marriage, code words that I have worked very hard to figure out that I thought worth mentioning to others so that they can save valuable time.

I'm going to be very busy, so please just try and bear with me. This means no sex. Apparently, as near as I can tell, the first part: I'm going to be very busy, so please just try equals no and the next part: and bear with me equals sex. This is obviously not a literal translation because it's a language that I have not yet mastered, there is no rosetta stone for this confusing language, so if I seem cranky for the next "little while" it's only because I AM.