Wednesday, February 09, 2005


If I was a whale, I'd probly be a sperm whale. I'd swim around the ocean blowing air through my blow hole, but I'd rename it blow ho.

I'd be the kind of whale that protected the other fish from sharks. I'd probly shoot the sharks with my sperm ray, which all sperm whales have. It's a thick ray that shoots out of the whales' eyes.

All the fish would love me, but not the sharks. But who cares about sharks. All the people in the world would love me too. Except the Japanese, because they'll eat anything.

I made a picture to go with the words, sometimes that helps.