Sunday, December 26, 2004

Think, think, think

So I had a bit of time to give thought to things over the weekend and I think I figured out how to integrate the Christian Christmas with the many Jews around the United States, and really...the world.

When giving a holiday greeting simply say, Merry Christmas, Jew.

I'm not sure how to work in the Muslims and Satanists, but I guess I'll just try and solve one problem at a time.