All this...for me?

I really do try and eschew honesty, but something happened in my real true life that I had to share.

The Christmas cards are pouring in, and as we all know by now, I have animals. I really do. Anyway, the vet sent me--inside of his Seasons Greetings card--a certificate for one free fecal exam! I think my coquettish demeanor is finally starting to win him over, that sly dog.

And before I forget, Merry Xmas to all of you, my friends. I'd wish you all of the xmas derivations, but I am a terrifically bad speller and those other festivities are far out of my league. I mean, Channakah--but they say Honnukah...see? There's no point to it.