To all I've ever loved before

I had in mind a short little missive about all of my lovers, listing them out from A to Z as I've seen done elsewhere, then I thought of all of the restraining orders, and then I wondered if the internet was considered to be within 100 feet or a residence, and then I doubted.

So in short, to you...and you know who you are...remember that time that we did that one thing? That was really fun, huh?