The First Play

If I ever wrote a play I would call it, A Play on Words...because it's a play and play...will...be in the title.

The actors will wear giant shoes with words on them, probably swear words and a couple conjuctions, or...cuntjunctions. And one adverb--maybe humpingly. And a gerund (cunting).

The object of the play will be for the players to line up w/ their giant clogs and make clever sentences. If the players don't make it interesting...maybe the audience will throw rocks, I haven't quite worked that out, yet.

Anyone want to try out? I'll pay in saliva.