Saturday, March 05, 2005

Coin Slots

If I had a vagina I would certainly charge an entrance fee. A vagina is a serious commodity and I am Capitalism’s biggest proponent...ever.

I would charge one quarter per of those rare Wisconsin quarters. Drop it in the slot and you would get a few minutes, but you'd better be fast because if you stay too long the vaginal gates would slam shut and you might be trapped there forever.