Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Gil-Gilad in the springtime is one of the finest things

Two things.

I'll bet having a testicle ruptured feels very bad. Even when you put the words ruptured and testicle together like that...even then it causes me some discomfort. Ruptured teste. Even when you say that gay word teste. Ruptured zygote is not as offensive. Let's all change to ruptured zygote. Can we?

Also, I have converted my car from a traditional gas guzzling vehicle to a faith based car! I now get infinity miles to the gallon and at times, Jesus really is my co-pilot as I pray for a refill.