Friday, December 09, 2005


The people who enjoy the flavor of butterscotch tend to work in the skankiest of whorehouses. Wintergreen, on the other hand, is acceptable and those people end up doing pretty well.

Most men wonder what it would be like to bed me. Some will never know.

There is an inverse relationship between people who use the term inverse relationship and being cool. As one tends toward use of the term they tend away from being cool. There are rare and obvious exceptions to the rule.

I am swifter of foot than most cripples. does exist but does not (as one would suppose) cater to Hampires.

All pilots are closet homosexuals. This is news to no one but it's important that it gets said. Some would say news to noone but they are retards.