Yesterday I can be excused as I have a note

The best thing about unintentional vomiting is that later in the day when you step on the scale you find that you're one pound prettier.

No matter what you try to eat, it won't stay down. And it's not even by force, this time. It's excusable and your pale pallor shows off the blue eyes and your skinny svelte body glows with a fever.

And you're turning away from that fat boy to the sick, skinny boy and that bodes well for a happy new year.