My maw is gaping from sleepy

Here are a few more birthday card ideas I have been thinking of.

For old people:

There are two kinds of people
the old
and the useful
happy birthday.

For Jews:

You killed Christ
yet you are celebrating a birthday.
Isn't that convenient.

For Mexicans:

Go back to Mexico and
stop stealing all my good jobs
and celebrate your birthday there

For White men:

Happy birthday.
Keep up the good work.

For Blacks:

Please don't shoot me.
You may have my wallet
on this special day
of yours.

For Puerto Ricans:

You're really a Mexican.
You're not fooling anyone.
Feliz Cumpleanos.
Mexican.

That's all I have to offer.