And then the pooping comes

I've been having anal sex with my neighbor, a dentist.

I just gave birth to the tiniest baby with a full mouth of perfecty formed teeth in the toilet! I reached down to scoop out the little tyke when he bit me with those sharp dentures.

I quickly flushed him down the toilet.

I'll bet that's how God felt when he drowned the whole world.

You bite my finger I'll flush you down the toilet, suckah.

Watch college football and eat nachoes. Do it for me.