I bet they had fun on November 11th in the year 1111

I bought the internet last night at All A Dollar.

It was priced at ninety eight cents which confused me a little bit because it's supposed to be a dollah. Then they added tax which pushed it over a dollar and I became enraged and told them that I would not pay their fucking taxes (but in the end I did because I really wanted the internet).

Now that I have the internet I have a message for all of the people on my internet. Get out.

The free ride is over.