Wednesday, November 16, 2005

All the gays peep through my windows

If I were a zombie I'd go out and get a dick pump machine and really get to pumping. I mean ... really pumping, you know?

I'd be one of the fast zombies, too. Those slow zombies would not get any suction at...all.

The fast zombies would vigorously pump and build up the pressure to make the zombie weenie ginormous!