At work they are making me work. A lot.

Well, I think I have figured out how you could tie down a zombie and have anal sex with them. You need like an ottoman and lots of strong rope. And some kind of arm binding device. And some kind of device to bind the legs and the torso.

I know what you're thinking. This sounds great but can I still get the aids from a zombie?

YES.

You can.

So you'd have to wear a condom.

So now you're thinking, Ho...why don't you just cure the aids?

And I'm thinking...I have to do everything? Who thought of how to have sex with a zombie? Me. The rest is up to you.