Baby Jesus has a palor of daffodils

Baby Jesus drives around the universe in a shiny, copper spaceship.

It's baby sized and has a glass dome to keep the air in so he doesn't get the SIDS.

Mounted on the side are the giant lazers to shoot down the enemy's UFOs that are always gunning for the lord of lights.

Baby Jesus loves haikus and sometimes feels that the 575 pattern is too confining.

Baby Jesus is strong for a baby because he died for you. Just like Harry Potter's mom. That gives you strength and also makes you a very strong wizard.

Baby Jesus thinks that dress makes you look fat. Baby Jesus can be so cruel.