Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Jews in Space

I think that one way to fix the zombie problem would be to send them into space.

Zombies have well established issues with zero gravity.

Forget the fast zombie, slow zombie debate. Just forget it.

A zombie in space will still want brains, sure, but they don't know enough to push off from a wall to jet over to you.

Don't try to steal this idea. I have already registered it with the idea police.