Hell is hot in the summer but the winter makes up for it

When I go to hell I really hope I get to sit in the homo section.

I shall say to all of the new homos who come in daily from their sins of putting the penis in the dirty highway, "if you suck my dick I'll let you fuck me in the ass."

After the sucking I will look at them and say, "silly homo. You should never give the bj before the poking."

And in that way I will teach the homos how scary a place hell can be. It's a hard lesson but that's how we, as a holy species, learn the really good ones.