Thursday, March 16, 2006

I have contributed to the filth fund


That is a sample Xerox of my DNA. Don't clone me!

I show you only so that you can see how nicely I'm evolving while you, Kansas, are not.

Secondarily, this is my plan for St. Pat's day (Dear Jews, St. Pat's day is when the Irish get all drunked up on account of some guy named Pat (Dear Muslims, please don't cut my froat)): Sit around in my dirtiest of underwear and watch Darby O'Gill and the Little People...which I do every night.