Outsourcing this blog to India

Dear Toothfairy,

If you ever forget to come to my house again I'll track you down and beat you into a pile of shit.

MY KIDS WERE CRYING!

"SHE FORGOT TO TAKE MY TOOTH, DAD!!! WHY???"

"She can be a real cunt, son. Don't worry, she'll come tonight."

I hope you're feeling proud of yourself.