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The most important thing to understand about getting boob implants is that it will make the boys respect you more.

Your new rack will also make them listen and pay attention to your every word.

Also another nice breast feature is it will improve your balance and let you see in the dark and smell new tastes of blood in the finest of beef. The new ones will also make you immune to several types of breast cancers and chlamydia.

The left implant will make you feel at peace with the world and let you lift heavier objects than before on account of steroids that live in there, as well. The right one will whisper soothing sounds when you're stressed.

I will hold them for you when you get tired from the weight of the world. No charge.