Bob Barker is insignificant

I am considering waxing the interior of my ass crack with the sleekest of heated wax so that when the poops were ready to slide, they would glide with a glistening grace right into the toilet. Or wherever I choose to slide them.

Then I got to wondering...do the various gays wax that gentle crack?

Do they cry in gay ways when the delicate hairs are ripped out by the very roots and do their backyard neighbors notice the pains they took to look so elegant and preserved?

Do you notice?