Thursday, February 09, 2006

The needle can sting you

I have a tattoo of our lord Christ on my penis and his mouth is where the pee comes out!

When I masturbate he chokes and cries a little and I know he doesn't want me to spill my seed and the seed chokes him a little and I get a bit sad but a man has private and personal needs.

When I fornicate, however, he sings like a bird! At least I think it's singing, it's hard to tell when a penis is buried in flesh if it's singing or crying for it all to stop.

Anyway I thought that was funny, but not when it's Mohammad. That's not funny, that's a riot!