Semen Eater

Sometimes I understand things and sometimes I get so angry about them.

One thing is that I know how to run a vacuum. I know how to run one and that is a basic fact that I want everyone to know. Spelling vacuum is another matter, but the act...I know.

I know how to make a bed. I know how and I would, too. I would do it. If I could. I would make bed after bed scraping off the semen from the sheets, even. Scraping with a credit card into a special collection bag for eating, later.

This is where the anger lies...why must you be required to know Mexican to be in housekeeping?

Totally racist.

Where is America, people?