Talapia is not perch

I have made a discovery that I must share with the internet; morning wood, when left to time and a terrific amount of patience and restraint will eventually return to its flaccid state.

I marvel at all of the time this discovery will bring to me. All of those years of tedious pounding, wasted!

If you consider it takes anywhere from 30 seconds to 1 minute to climax, and there are 365 days in a year...well, I'm not good at math but that's a lot of time I'm going to save!

And think of the tissue!