Your blackened whorish teeth smell like sepsis

A lot of people think that having penises instead of fingers would be very fancy and in part they're right. The finger licking would start in the morning and end far into the night.

The thing that people don't understand is that it's very hard to type with limp penis-fingers. The fingers just hang there and when you try to type they smash against the keys and you get several strokes when you intended just one. A person must sustain an erection on ten separate fingers in order to get anything done around the office.

Of course I can do it because of my intense concentration and devotion to both genetalia and also work, but you should be very careful if you get the penis transplants because I'm alot smarter then you.