Thursday, December 29, 2005

Burn my eyes, burn my eyes, burn them, please

What most don't know is the sids is like the aids but in baby form.

It tends to kill many of the babies who would, if let to grow older, turn out to be homos or serial killers or Mexicans.

It's really God's plan and is a part of the "original sin."

Original sin comes from when the penis goes into the vagina and we should teach it in schools so the kids learn how not to turn out pregnant and full of sins. It can also come from putting the penis anywhere except where it should go. The only problem is that penis can be very tricky and sneaky and they often wander.

So that's what the sids is. Baby aids. It's bad but it's necessary.