Tengo las pulgas en mi culo

I'm writing this in a vi editor and that makes me alot better then you.

If you don't know what vi stands for then I'll tell you; the v stands for vagina, of course and the i stands for (in your mom's).

It's hot and sticky in here and I keep getting poked by strange men's dongs. Please tell her to knock the shit out.

If you do know what vi is then you're a white male in good standing with the Klan. Hello, brother.