Thursday, February 16, 2006

Penicillin is for pussies

I am officially (legally) changing my name to Fifty Cent from Ho. Please refer to me not as Ho but instead Fifty. If you say Fifty, I'll cut your froth. It's fide, bitch.

This is my first single hit that will rake me in the millions:

When I ejaculate
into your eye
you might cry
but chances are
you'll be asleep
from the date rape drug
I put in your drink

It does not rhyme, yet and it's obscene and offensive but it has the fide brand and that's enough for Shady n me.