Friday, March 03, 2006

I carry a sword of tremendous blunt power

My next invention is to create a scale that measures inner beauty so that all those ugly people can feel good about themselves.

I'll call it the You're Ugly but Real Nice Scale. It will translate the nice genes to weight and make you look very skinny like we pretty people are.

Have a nice weekend and such, I'll be off to a pretty person convention. I'll see you there if you got an invitation!