If I were an island

I would be an island with a giant volcano in the middle and every day at 8am and 9pm sharp I would erupt into a quiet bay nearby. No, make that a set of 8 bays that surround my island, and I would rotate. My island would be called Fosaj^o Insulo (which is Esperanto for Cunt Island, of course). Only certain people would be spared from the lava flow.