Thursday, January 20, 2005

Three Simple Rhymes

To my gay friend
Roses are red
Violets are runts
you like the penis
I like the cunts.

To my wife, may she never read it
Roses are red
your mom is a demon
I think you're pretty
when you swallow my semen.

To my hetero friend
Roses are red
the queen is regina
you ride the penis
and I the vagina.