Thursday, October 13, 2005

My nipples are the size of plates

There aren't many gods I would fuck. But there is at least one. That blue Indian chick with the six arms. She's hot even though she's blue and has sharp toofs.

I'll bet when you lie down in her arms she wraps you up tight and rides you forever into eternity. The limitless ejaculation and constant and forever orgasm. That is godlike power right there.

I'll bet when you're done she eats your head off, though. That'd be a real drag. Those big fangs must be used for biting necks. I'm no stranger to the vampire mythos.

One god I seriously wouldn't fuck is the cow one. I saw this one video where a guy let a horse enter his anus. Terrible stuff. Before I saw that video I'd consider it. Not now.