Monday, October 10, 2005

Skankiest Snatch

Dear girls who don't swallow,

You suck.

But not long enough.

If the vagina discharged some fluid I would devour it! I am not squeamish. I would roll it around on my tongue even if it was the snatchiest stank, the stankiest snatch, the most noxious effluvium. Even if it were covered in fetid fetor I would eat it and then offer thanks to be allowed the opportunity to nibble such a nosh.

But not urine. And not babies. Ho don't eat babies. Except veal. Baby animals are so soft and tender and the fear of their death makes them so delicious!

Note to self: have sex, eat sausages.

Ho, out.