Is it Tuesday? What day is it?

I want everyone to know that I have inserted one of those anti-rape devices into my anus. It has been in there for 2 or three days right now and it's very uncomfortable!

The little stabby points are poking into my rectum and causing no small amount of bleeding!

I tell you this as a warning: DIRE WARNING: FOR THOSE WHO WERE WANTING TO ANALLY HAVE SEX WITH ME...DANGER.

But if you were going to come and give me a blow job that would still be ok. But if you poke your finger into my bum for extra excitement (probing for the male G Spot) you will receive quite a shock! A pierced finger that will soon get infected with the fecal bacterium!