Monday, September 19, 2005

My second book is on its way to the publisher

I have just finished my most recent book and I'll tell you that I feel great. I spent all weekend for an hour or possibly more scribing my next best seller though I may have copyright problems with the title: Anal for Dummies.

The concept is relatively complex for a Dummies book. It's a flip book containing in one half for the men and on the other half for the ladies.

The book is written as a series of FAQs that I've had or someone has asked me about anal. Here's an excerpt (the entire book).

Q: Where does the dick go?
A: Where the poop comes out.

Q: Will it hurt?
A: Sure, but not you.

Q: Can I get the AIDS from this?
A: Are you a homo?

The women's section is much more complicated. I had to put myself into the mind-set of a woman and how it must feel to have something poked up in there. Sadly, I don't have the imagination required so the 2nd half isn't as valuable as the first.

Q: Where does the dick go?
A: Shhhh, just lay back and I'll do all the work.

Q: Will it hurt?
A: Nah, baby, it'll be over before you know it.

Q: Can I get the AIDS?
A: OH, SO NOW YOU'RE A LAWYER? this is the entire book. Please buy it, though, when you see it in the bookstores and libraries because my greatest dream is to live off of the hard work of others.