Well, it's Saturday now

I don't know what I'm going to do with my little black Lab. I don't want to kill her or send her to the shelter but it might just happen.

Last night I was cooking some steaks--which is what I eat every night because I hate cows--and I stepped away briefly to refill my cup of cow blood...I couldn't have been gone more than a minute.

Well, when I got back...there she was...looting the steaks from the counter.

She tried to play it cool when she saw me but it was pretty clear what she was doing. Now I watch her with all my valuables, I just can't trust her, you know?

Without trust, what is there?