Fuck you

This is the post that's filled with anger to prove I don't have the gays. I fucked your mom last night and I left her begging for more. I would have given it to her but my dick was sore from the go I had with your dad.

Thanks, Paul. I'm feeling a lot better. You were right. Pent up feelings really do make you extra love vaginas. That's science, right there. And magic.