Remember Sweet Friday? I do too.

If I had a vagina I would wear it on my shoe as the prettiest ruby slipper but only when menstruating because that's when it's red.

The people would come up and say, "That's the prettiest red slipper, may I touch it?" And I would smile at their shock as they pulled away bloody fingertips.

"Heavy flow." I would say to explain the confusion and then we would laff laff laff, and sometimes we would laff out loud on the floor laughing and rolling, rolling and laughing.

I would name her Martha Quinn and she would be the prettiest VJ and she would ask me cute but pointed questions, but I wouldn't answer because I'm the most difficult rock star of all.