Thursday, August 18, 2005

Estelle, my eye is on you big time

I heard a term that was new to me the other day and I was like...YES! Yes, yes, yes. That's totally a new term and one I immediately adore. The term? MILF.

Any 21 year old girl is terribly fuckable. Believe me, I'd know. But to be a mother and still be hot-hot-hot! That's something.

Then it struck me. I could go one step further. You with me? I think you are. GMILF. Yes!

Come on, Estelle Getty, come on down to Ho!

One thing...the G is silent (like in the word gnu or gnutella or dagnabit) so in conversation when you say MILF but mean GMILF you have to say it with a certain fire in your eye as if your very life depended on it.

Your very life.