Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Hold my cock while I sing you a song

I have a baby growing inside me and it's a tumor!

The doctors all say he's benign but I think he's beautiful, belicious and benignant.

He wants to create a playground inside me with 100 of his best friends but I keep him in stern check with health food and prayer!

When I finally deliver him I'm going to eat his little body like a pile of stringy hashed browns.