A Bee has pwnt me in the bum (anally)

And it hurts rill bad. It snuck up on me with a gentle buzz and a bzzz...bzzz...zzzz...zz bzz zzzz then go louder until suddenly bzzpwnt!

Then I'll swear as it died (its guts spilling out on my skin) it buzzed out, "You suxors!!!! LOL!!!"

He looked a lot like this irl.