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All blondes are so stupid but they're all sluts so that makes their dumbness ok. To be called a dumb blonde slut when you're blonde is one of the highest compliments.

The reverse is true for brunettes, they are frigid but very crafty. Males with brown hair are known to all be homos. If they say that it's sandy blonde then they're homo with a side of homo and a dash of homo ketchup.

Never marry a blonde because her slutty past will follow you like a fecal shadow. Also never marry a brunette. Also never marry a homo unless you live in Canada because it's illegal.

Blonde men are thought to be pretty cool. Sure they pay their bills late but because of their relaxed demeanor the bill company laughs at the latency.