I got a friend in Idaho and he assures me it's Iowa but I ain't too sure
God do I have a spate of bad news to deliver you. I been saving it up so that I could get three things because bad news travels in 3s.
First thing is this: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080610/ap_on_sc/indonesia_fishing_macaques;_ylt=Ardndtve52QDZERVnCoeFvCs0NUE
In case you're like me and don't read the news much I'll just tell you the headline: Scientists find monkeys who know how to fish.
That's right, those fucking monkeys are at it again. I'm not sure why they don't just order the robots to get the fish...maybe it's the short circuiting issues involved in electricity and water and then the brain wave patterns must go swervy. That's probably it.
So now the monkeys are stealing our food supplies and killing our fish friends and you don't do nothing about it because you love monkeys so much. Don't cry to me when you're covered in monkey dungs.
The second bit of bad news is that in addition to hating America and being a Muslim, Barak Obama isn't even a black. Apparently he's a white man with black makeup. They used to do that in the old days and then sing and dance and it looks like the past is coming back to haunt us in the future. Just like that movie.
This is not a rumor it's fact. Please don't try and refute it, cosmonauts. Take it back to space with you, serious.
And the final bit of bad news is that Heidi Montag is finally going to marry Spenser! LOL THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD NEWS, AND I'M SO HAPPY FROM THIS GOOD NEWS.
The bad part of that news is I still don't know who Heidi Montag is, or Spenser or why they are on Us magazine every week or how she could be going back to marry him when after just 8 episodes ago he had betrayed her.
That's what it said, he betrayed her.
I didn't make that up.
God my neck has been sore, I worry I have hepatitis or Lou Gehrig's disease.
First thing is this: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080610/ap_on_sc/indonesia_fishing_macaques;_ylt=Ardndtve52QDZERVnCoeFvCs0NUE
In case you're like me and don't read the news much I'll just tell you the headline: Scientists find monkeys who know how to fish.
That's right, those fucking monkeys are at it again. I'm not sure why they don't just order the robots to get the fish...maybe it's the short circuiting issues involved in electricity and water and then the brain wave patterns must go swervy. That's probably it.
So now the monkeys are stealing our food supplies and killing our fish friends and you don't do nothing about it because you love monkeys so much. Don't cry to me when you're covered in monkey dungs.
The second bit of bad news is that in addition to hating America and being a Muslim, Barak Obama isn't even a black. Apparently he's a white man with black makeup. They used to do that in the old days and then sing and dance and it looks like the past is coming back to haunt us in the future. Just like that movie.
This is not a rumor it's fact. Please don't try and refute it, cosmonauts. Take it back to space with you, serious.
And the final bit of bad news is that Heidi Montag is finally going to marry Spenser! LOL THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD NEWS, AND I'M SO HAPPY FROM THIS GOOD NEWS.
The bad part of that news is I still don't know who Heidi Montag is, or Spenser or why they are on Us magazine every week or how she could be going back to marry him when after just 8 episodes ago he had betrayed her.
That's what it said, he betrayed her.
I didn't make that up.
God my neck has been sore, I worry I have hepatitis or Lou Gehrig's disease.
posted by Blog ho at 5:02 PM
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