When I'm rich I'll still write

I just had the best idea ever!

Some women have very heavy periods. I have gleaned this fact from the commercials on television.

Well, it seems to me that the solution to the heavy periods is get more cotton up in there! Lots more! Way up in there!

But how? That's the question, isn't it. HOW!!!??

Fear no more. I have the answer to how, I just need to get a patent going and some Asians to make my devices...

I'm getting ahead of myself.

The idea? Well, harpoons shoot things very far through dark, wet environs. So a harpoon mixed with a tampon would totally shoot giant wads of cotton "up in there" "real far."

The product name? Tampoon!

Shit, I'm rich just thinking about it.