Chix with Dix do not amuse me

I have conspired all weekend to invent things and I have done such a thing based on conspiration.

The one being something I like to call, "Bucket of Blood."

It contains one bucket and it's full of blood and you will be able to dump it on people when they get their proms done or just any ole time!

Secondarily I invented what I like to consider the future of modern war, the Pool Stick Gun. It comes with one pool ball and one cue stick. You put the ball on the ground, line up your shot and fire the ball at regular speed toward your enemy!

Works every time, pool ball right in the eye, muthafuckah! You want another stick in the eye?

Didn't think so.