Clovis is a land of plenty and lovely and rich in resources

I'm saving up all the slug bugs for when I see you next. It's gonna be quite a sock.

Secondarily, Ireland? IRL now stands for In Real Life, not Ireland.

I'm sorry.

The English changed it.

They asked me, "Do you think Ireland is gonna be pissed off if we change IRL from Ireland to In Real Life?"

I was all, "I don't know, England...that's kinda sneaky and stupid. I'd be ticked if I were Ireland."

Then they just laughed and showed me their circumsized pee pees and I knew it was personal.

Finally, to the guy I transferred my hangover to using my mind powers. You totally deserved it.