Thursday, May 04, 2006

Slug Bug Jew

If penises looked more like boobs I'd sure suck more of them. A lot more. Twenty four more. Even the small ones.

I would have figured out e=mc^2 eventually.

I deserve some kind of award. You should start a foundation and hand out awards.

This is to inform you that if I made playground equipment I would make slides but use cheese grater parts on it. Kids love wearing colorful bandages. They just love it.

I would also put some kind of collection tray underneath for the baby and child meat that falls through. Then I'd sell that to the Jews. They love it. I'm told they make guh felt uh fish out of it.